according to this, i will breathe my last on september 25, 2027 at the age of 66 years, 3 months & 1 day...
and furthermore they tell me that on that date i will most likely die from: [my comments]
Cancer (25%) [always possible but luckily it is not common in my family]
Heart Attack (13%) [definitely possible as there is a history of this in my family]
Alcoholism (13%) [not if i continue to drink very little, unless of course life gets so bad that i hit the bottle...]
Suicide (12%) [not planning this one]
Homicide (7%) [not planning on this one either, but who knows?]
Contagious Disease (6%) [always a possibility with all the nasty bugses getting around these days...]
Alien Abduction (6%) [ha ha ha...]
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples. [not me!!]
4% have had team sex. [not me!!]
8% work in the porn business. [not me!!]
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy. [not me!!]
Their disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 25, 2027, as you slip silently into the night.
of course, i do not take any of this at all seriously. my time will come when it is meant to and not a moment before and the way i go will be the way i am meant to go...
