getting in early for the me me memes...

1. Who is your biggest fan? um, i don't know... do i have fans??? my friends love me but i would not say they are fans...
2. Do you look in the toilet when you're done? um, sometimes... especially when i drop something in there that should not be there...
3. In your group of friends, what is your role? clown, shoulder to cry on, wise old woman

TRIGGER::::: I waited...... and waited for happiness in my life, then i realised it was there and all i had to do was recognise it...

1. How Many Tattoos do you Have?: 1 (ladybird, right shoulder). 2nd one planned.
2. How Many Piercings?: 4 (ears only)
3. How Many Black Lacy Bras? (oooh, Mama Sita!): just one
4. How Many Times a Day do Cuss-Word's Fly Outta your Mouth?: i lose #*&@ing count
5. Are You Bad?: ooh, yeah!
more later!